Is there anything more mortifying that realizing you've had something in your teeth for who knows how long? Oh no, how long has it been there? Who have I talked to? Did they notice? Now imagine if you were an apex predator and your reputation with the entire ocean was at stake. No one's gonna take your seriously with some diver's remnants dangling from your rows and rows of teeth. Grab this tee before your next trip to the beach and watch everyone who sees it quickly lick their own teeth, just in case.
